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Gear for The Lone Survivor
I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance, good judgment, meticulous preparation.
Travel Light
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires traveling quickly and quietly, which means packing light. You must always pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach.
The small throwing knife set is my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. This is no toy, my friend. Compact but lethal, its stainless steel blades are equally suited for slashing through the underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Keep Moving
Subways, abandoned malls, convenience stores—you learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth visiting. Either way, you never look for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Get Educated
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
Spam
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
Zombie Survival Crate
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In the Box
Keep Evil At Bay
- Small Throwing Knife Set
- 5-in-1 Multi-Purpose Tool Shovel
Combat Essentials
- Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- SPAM
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Story
Gear for The Lone Survivor
I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance, good judgment, meticulous preparation.
Travel Light
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires traveling quickly and quietly, which means packing light. You must always pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach.
The small throwing knife set is my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. This is no toy, my friend. Compact but lethal, its stainless steel blades are equally suited for slashing through the underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Keep Moving
Subways, abandoned malls, convenience stores—you learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth visiting. Either way, you never look for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Get Educated
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
Spam
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
Customer Reviews
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May 31st 2018
Amazing
Got my husband this for an early Fathers Day present. It took him a good 20 minutes to get it open. The whole experience was worth every penny! My husband loved everything about this!! Will definitely be buying these for birthdays and father's days!
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Feb 7th 2017
My son was so surprised
I got this for my son and had it delivered to Hawaii just before Christmas. I arrived the day before it arrived. My son opened it up Christmas morning. It took him forever to open the crate with the crowbar, but he was loving every minute of it. I video taped the whole time. He so loved it as he is in the military and every time a friend came over he pulled it out and showed it to all of his buddies. I will be ordering often from Man Crates.
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Feb 3rd 2017
AWESOME
SO MUCH FUN AND JUST COOL. THE LIGHT IS REAL, THE BOLO IS REAL, THE SPAM IS REAL, THE BOOK IS REAL, ITS ALL REAL. THIS GIFT IS GARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND FEEL GOOD. ANY REAL MAN WOULD BE HAPPY TO GET THIS FOR HUNTING, CAMPING, OR ZOMBIE PROTECTION.
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Jan 6th 2017
Brilliant Gift!
This was everything I'd hoped it would be. My brother took so long to open it that my sister-in-law got bored and took a shower, and was suitably terrified when he ran in unannounced to show her the machete. Now he's plotting to gift this to others...
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Aug 1st 2016
The best gift
My son loves Zombie stuff and even got us watching Walking Dead, so we thought the Zombie Survival crate would be a great 21st birthday gift. I had him FaceTime me while he opened it, and I had so much fun watching him struggle with the crate. At one point he said man I am sweating and as he popped one of the edges, he said is it GLUED????? OMG I started rolling laughing so hard. Once opened he LOVED all the items, especially the Machete.
Definitely worth it.