Secret Stash Folding Knife
When will it arrive?
In The Box
- Kershaw Freefall SpeedSafe Folding Knife, 3.25"
- Secret Stash Book
- (Your choice of dust jacket.)
NOTE: Secret Stash Folding Knife does not ship in a crate.
How It Ships
- Some shipping restrictions apply
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
A Brilliant Ruse
Sometime books make great gifts, like the driving manual for a Jaguar F-Type with accompanying vehicle. But most of the time, book gifts are boring and should be avoided.
If it's a book you're certain he wants, then maybe. But if it's a book you just think he'll like, there are cheaper ways to prop up a table. It's a celebration, not a summer reading list.
We've concocted a brilliant ruse that plays on humanity's widespread discomfort with the extremely longform written word. The Secret Stash Folding Knife takes him from dustjacket disappointment to actual lived adventures with the simple turn of a page.
The Point of the Story
We've been told to judge a book not by its cover, but by the contents of its pages. Well, these pages conceal a Kershaw folding knife, so it's basically an instant literary classic.
Housed within the pages itself is a sleek 3.25" SpeedSafe Kershaw Freefall folding knife. This knife features a flipper, liner lock, and lanyard loop and flaunts a modified tanto, hollow-ground stainless steel blade.
Best of all, the book can be re-used as a "security-by-obscurity" safety-deposit book.
Too Good To Be True
To up the outrage factor before the big reveal, we've created some phoney dust jackets that will raise far more questions than answers. Choose which of these three terrible books he'll have to awkwardly pretend to enjoy receiving:
- Vampire Desires, a gripping romance-fantasy adventure of immortal love, loss, and lust;
- Have You Seen My Keys, the latest installment of the unacclaimed and unrequested Sherluck Holmes mystery series
- How to Hide Your Stuff, a simpleton's conspiracy theory/self-help book from the paranoid mind of one Jedd Dangus
And if he has concerns about displaying any of these on his bookshelf, we've printed Plan B directly onto the spine of the book. He can remove the dust jacket and hide in plain sight the inconspicuous book, Biting Your Neighbor's Horse: and other confusing euphemisms.
The Secret Stash Folding Knife is an unforgettable gift of surprise and safekeeping.
Jun 11th 2019
Great Secret Santa gift
All our Secret Santa/White elephant gifts come from Mancrates during the Holidays. When I saw this, I thought itd be great, because the men in the circle would instantly be turned off thinking it was a book, and trade for other gifts to open. I usually waited till the end to show them it was NOT a book, just to see the regret of their prior trades. buahaha. I mean, who DOESNT need a knife???
Feb 15th 2019
Great product & customer service
Ordered for the hubs so it would arrive on V Day. Texted and ended up calling customer service since I hadn't seen any updates with shipping. Found out it wasn't going to arrive as expected. Customer service refunded my shipping AND is sending me a second order free of charge for my troubles. Hubs got it today and is SO pleased with the book and the Kershaw knife. And pleased with the wife, too! ;) Now looking for birthdays and other occasions.
Feb 9th 2019
So my boyfriend gets his gift he was like why did you get me a book about vampires I started laughing so he opens it and the look on his face was priceless!! He loves the knife!! This is a excellent gift if you want to catch someone off guard !!
Feb 7th 2019
I know zero about knifes but after a little research felt comfortable buying this for my knife enthusiast boyfriend. Of course, I paid the extra for it to come wrapped in duct tape because being difficult is just who I am. He absolutely LOVED it and got so stoked seeing the actual knife. I will DEFINITELY be ordering more gifts from y’all in the future.
Dec 22nd 2018
Toughness in a small package
Today is my birthday however I decided to give my Hubz his Christmas and my advance anniversary gift and the package came too today so I handed him the entire package box and inside is this diabolical duct taped box again and the struggle to open this tiny gift was just awesome took a video how my 6’6” 290lbs man struggled through a book sized box and one open that look for getting a book title Vampire Desires just raised the eyebrows and came the little boy look on his face happy to get what he wants for Christmas and I highly recommend ManCrates just awesome