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Booze Infused Jerkygram
$49.99
Story
The Best Of Both Worlds
Beef jerky and alcohol are the twin pillars of human sustenance, which is why our underground survival bunker is lined floor to ceiling with the two...exclusively. During our most recent nuclear explosion-proof testing, the shockwaves rumbled through the bunker walls, flipping beer barrels and overturning supply shelves like a mild Gary Busey outburst.
The result was a bunker full of beer-soaked beef jerky that, once we removed the wooden splinters, was absolutely delicious. We’ll admit, we were skeptical at first, but when we tasted our third favorite thing marinated in our second favorite thing, it instantly became our first favorite thing (sorry, Family). The Booze-Infused Jerkygram was born.
The Booze-Infused Jerkygram features the best of buzzed beef, from bourgie to boozy. Indulge in the satiating succulence of inebriated meat: California Wine, Caribbean Rum, Draft Ale, and Beer Sausage Sticks, all without the hoof marks, bruised shins, and PETA protests of trying to force feed a cow your liquor cabinet’s finest.
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- Caribbean Rum Jerky - 2.5 oz
- Beer Sausage Sticks - 4 oz
- Carnivore Candy Draft Ale Beef Jerky - 1.8 oz
- California Wine Beef Jerky - 1.75 oz
How it ships
THE MAN CRATE'S EXPERIENCE
Get The Crowbar Out
Every crate take a tool
or two to get open.
Warm Up First
If it was easy everyone would have a Man Crate.
Have Fun
Once it’s open it’s party
time, enjoy.