The perfect gift for new dads, the New Dad Tactical Bag is an Advanced Tactical Attache (a.k.a manly baby bag) filled with all the necessities for life as new dad. Your child, the one who will bear the name of your forefathers fearlessly into futures unknown, is destined for greatness that will ring out o'er all the land. One day the world will mark the epochs by your child's mighty deeds. But first there will be dirty diapers. An unbelievable number of very dirty diapers. This bag will come in handy. We ship you childcare provisions in a genuine Voodoo Tactical bag- a versatile, multi-pocketed mobile childcare command center. Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy over your shoulder and no one will know that you're off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines. Every pocket comes pre-packed to give you a leg up on fatherhood. Start with the Baby Owner's Manual - possibly the only instruction book you'll read in your life- full of useful sections like: Troubleshooting Your Baby's Audio Cues; Installing the Pacifier - In this case, a Mustachifier; Swaddling. Yes, swaddling is a word- one you'll need to learn and apply, and you can start with the included camo swaddling blanket and baby beanie. In this stylish and functional garb your child will inspire jealousy and command respect- you'll just have to be extra careful not to lose sight of them in densely wooded areas.
