Personalized Barware Crate

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Greatness Has A Name

When the first humans to scale Mount Everest reached the summit, they didn't immediately update their wikipedia pages or take selfies with self-aggrandizing hashtags. They celebrated their dominance over nature like true men--by cracking open a beer and chiseling their names into the icy death they'd conquered. 

A man's name isn't just a label. It's a shorthand celebration of his greatest accomplishments.

This Time It's Personal

Sure, Barry from high school, voted "Most Likely to Succeed," might drive a fancy European sports car to his fat cat Wall Street job, but does Barry from high school have his own set of personalized pint glasses? 

Probably not. He probably drinks from non-personalized glasses like an uncultured chump. 

We've acquired that monstrous laser from "Goldfinger" and repurposed its settings from burning James Bond's giblets to etching names into pint glasses with perfect precision. 

So while Barry's crying alone in his mansion over a frozen microwave dinner, you can be toasting real success with three close buddies and four awesome personalized pint glasses. 

The Man, The Myth, The Legendary Coasters

Pair his personalized pint glasses with a personalized bottle opener laser-etched to perfection. Plus, we’ve custom-designed and printed a set of six coasters celebrating the best of beer using a Medieval letterpress technique. We’re talking 15th century classy. 

And we've got snacks with your name on them. Figuratively. We used to personalize every individual nut and pretzel, but they got inhaled too quickly for anyone to notice. 

Grab the Personalized Barware Crate today and ensure the world never forgets your name.